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An aspiring author trying to make sense of the universe and figuring out how to survive it.
~I love Books, Writing, Video games, History, Anime
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
- I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
- the photographer must have been like a fangirl
- she would’ve been like
- okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
- now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
- yeah that’s good
- make sure that fly is nice and open
- and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
- yeah
- like that
- but put your arms out now
- okay perfect
- perfect
- perfect
i fixed it for you guys
Oh. My. God
I didn’t know it needed to be fixed until this moment.
(Source: kanerd)
sam and deans mom is pretty hot if you know what i mean (;
PLEASE TAG YOUR SPOILERS
THIS WAS SEASON ONE EPISODE ONE THIS IS LITERALLY THE PILOT EPISODE
IT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING FIVE MINUTES.
(Source: alphastridercest)
Mean Docs - Part 2
Heh.
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.
the fact the guy doing the reading is partially cracking up makes it 100% funnier
(Source: tyleroakley)
(Source: yourarizonaroom)
(Source: robertbreadford)
(Source: ethan-lawson-wate)
REV UP THAT TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE AL
“MY LEG”
logic…
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG