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LOKI
{ The Avengers }
RUMBELLE {Chipped Cup}
A World of My Own

An aspiring author trying to make sense of the universe and figuring out how to survive it.
~I love Books, Writing, Video games, History, Anime

 

allyson-wonderlnd:

nerd-in-the-tardis:

fwips:

mistresscrowley:

babyinanovercoat:


I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
the photographer must have been like a fangirl
she would’ve been like
okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
yeah that’s good
make sure that fly is nice and open
and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
yeah
like that
but put your arms out now
okay perfect
perfect
perfect





i fixed it for you guys


Oh. My. God

I didn’t know it needed to be fixed until this moment.

allyson-wonderlnd:

nerd-in-the-tardis:

fwips:

mistresscrowley:

babyinanovercoat:

  • I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
  • the photographer must have been like a fangirl
  • she would’ve been like
  • okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
  • now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
  • yeah that’s good
  • make sure that fly is nice and open
  • and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
  • yeah
  • like that
  • but put your arms out now
  • okay perfect
  • perfect
  • perfect

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i fixed it for you guys

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Oh. My. God

I didn’t know it needed to be fixed until this moment.

(Source: kanerd)

jaxthevampire:

could-i-have-presents-if-i:

forfuturereferenceonly:

forsciencejohn:

heinousdave:

sam and deans mom is pretty hot if you know what i mean (;

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PLEASE TAG YOUR SPOILERS

THIS WAS SEASON ONE EPISODE ONE THIS IS LITERALLY THE PILOT EPISODE

IT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING FIVE MINUTES. 

(Source: alphastridercest)

Played 500,800 times

nikolllekaj:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.

the fact the guy doing the reading is partially cracking up makes it 100% funnier  

(Source: tyleroakley)

if my son is gay

son: mom... i'm gay

me: what was that?

son: i'm... gay

me: HA! KNEW IT!

son: wh...what?

husband: what's going on?

me: OUR SON'S GAY!

husband: oh god.

son: wait, is that okay?

husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...

me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

son: i—

me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT

son: that's great mom bu—

me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

husband: your mother has this thing about ga—

me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE

son: mom that really isn—

me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?

husband: shit

me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?

son: dad, what's going o—

me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS

husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—

me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE

son: i'm scared

husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen

me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG